Fight Uwe Boll on film
Uwe Boll has challenged his critics to a boxing match live in his next movie Postal. In an amazing publicity move he's offered to fly five critics, who prove their hate of him worthy, to the set of the film where they will enter a boxing match with him. Not only will this be in the movie but it will be broadcast on the Internet.
Man, Boll knows how to play the marketing, the critics are going to snap this up and the story is going to be all over the Internet. Frankly I would consider it, I'm a pretty big guy and I've got a mean swing...From Jo Blo through Cinematical comes the press release which you can read over at Skewed and Reviewed:
Again the fans have shown that the critics of Uwe Boll are out of touch with want the general movie audience population wants...
What?! Really, is that what you want?
...Dr. Uwe Boll has had enough!...
Oh dear, don't make him angry, you won't like his movies when you're angry. See the rest of the release over the page, and the amazing offer to beat him senseless...
...Towards the end of the filming of the “Postal” the 5 most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms. As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra / stand-in in “Postal” and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10 bout match. There will be 5 matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All 5 fights will be televised on the internet and will be covered by international press.
Oh how good would that be? Swinging punches at the man himself for round after round...I'm off to get training!
Looks like Todd over at Twitch is willing to give Boll a run for his money. In his open letter he talks about his negative reviews, the fact he's never seen a full film of Boll's yet, and that he's willing to get in the ring with him. I can hear the Rocky theme already!