There's a teaser online for the new film Hairspray, and quite frankly it's drivel, "I'm not worth it" it screams to you.

I was counting down the seconds for the titles to stop appearing as the voiceover man read them out, and then suddenly I was at the end. Sure, there's a shot of the top of a wig and hairspray sprayed across the screen to reveal the title, wooo, but that's it. Marketing at its laziest.

You can see the trailer over at Broadwayworld.com [Flash:Embed] through AICN.

Why, I don't know.