Oh gods of Hollywood, please smite me down now for I've just witnessed what could be the most embarrassing and degrading piece of cinema ever. You thought Barb Wire was bad, wait till you see this clip from Blonde and Blonder with Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards.

I couldn't believe how painfully awful this looked, and I can't help wondering what Richards is doing in something this disastrous looking.

Words are almost failing me, really. I don't know if this is meant to induce feelings of voyeuristic embarrassment, making you feel like you ought to turn away and not look, but it does. It's painful.

See what you think of the Blonde and Blonder clip below, and try and keep watching if you can. This film might just live up to its title.

You want to know what's worse? There's a Blonde and Blonder II where they both go into space...and it still stars Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards!