Oh dear me. Most countries have had the pleasure of the film South of the Border but not Europe, but that all changes from December through to April with a UK release in January.

The title doesn't make sense in any other country than the U.S., so it's called, wait for it...Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Yes, now your views of the film have changed, but to really see how poor it is you have to watch the trailer.

The film, somehow, has secured the voice talents of Drew Barrymore, Piper Perabo, Andy Garcia, George Lopez, Jamie Lee Curtis, Edward James Olmos, Plácido Domingo and Cheech Marin, so you might be mistaken for thinking it's good.

That mistake will be corrected once you watch the trailer, or rather the promo that seems to have little to do with the actual film. Oh dear me you have to see it to believe it. The film must have had a ton of money to secure those stars, surely it wasn't the script?

Oh please save me now. How rubbish does this look? What utter drivel, the idea just seems incredibly repulsive to me, but how did they get that list of talent for a film called Beverly Hills Chihuahua?