Jet Li fighting Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts shouting at the camera and water torturing a young lady, and David Zayas threatening to kill the good guys? The Expendables teaser trailer has arrived online.

Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Mickey Rourke, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brittany Murphy and Charisma Carpenter also all squeeze into the cast.

The Expendables sees a team of mercenaries heading to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator and getting caught up in much more. Mind you with a team like this on your side, wouldn't you win out in the end?

There was a cracking line in the quote I caught, in response to a “what's he say?” question...

”He says we're dead with an accent”

Enjoy the early release of the teaser trailer for The Expendables. I think Sylvester Stallone could have a corker of a hit on his hands if this plays out.

Sorry Sly, don't sneak into my room and kill me for posting it, I'm just dying to see it. Thanks to snoog for the initial heads up, I've tracked down a still active copy.

What do you think? It's hard to see everything and there's a lot of action going on, but still.