Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides non-announcement teaser
That's correct, this teaser for Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides is a non-announcement for the film from the one and only Captain Jack Sparrow. He makes it quite clear, he's not going to the fountain of youth, he's not hiring a new crew, and even if he was he's not interested.
Unless there was a map and a bloody mary or two.
It's on the mouse.