The new trailer for Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part I arrived while I was in Canada on holiday, and I am so gutted I missed it. Kidding. However for the fans of the franchise out there, here's the trailer which says just a few things.

The half-baked vampires and werewolves are angry at each other over the one woman they both love, despite their desire to eat her, and they're off for a fight while she's loaded with a half-neutered vampire, half-human baby.

Obviously the vampires are upset because they can't be watered down anymore, and the werewolves are upset because, well I don't know and really I don't care.

Here's the trailer for Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part I. If you must.